Zombie Peach: *eating Bowser's flesh* Bowser Jr: *walks in* *sees Peach eating his father* Bowser Jr: NOOO DAAAADDDDYYYY!! Peach you monster, how could you eat my father, and your favorite kidnapper. Wait a minute, MARIO, HE DID THIS, HE'S THE ONE WHO GAVE HER THAT VIRUS.
*At Mario House* Mario: Bowser Jr what the hell are you doing here? Bowser Jr: I'M HERE TO KILL YOU YOU BASTARD. Mario: Whoa chill out man what did I ever do to you other than stomping on your head. Bowser Jr: THAT AND FOR TURNING PEACH INTO A ZOMBIE. Mario: Why would I want to turn my girl friend into a zombie. Bowser Jr: BECAUSE YOU WERE SICK IN TIRED OF ME AND DAD AND THE OTHER KOOPALINGS ALWAYS KIDNAPPING HER AND YOU DECIDED TO CREATE A MUSHROOM THAT TURNS PEOPLE INTO ZOMBIES WHEN EATEN. Mario: Okay first of all yes we are sick and tired of you koopas kidnapping Peach for like every five minutes and in almost in every Super Mario Game. Second of all I would never turn Peach into a zombie and theres no such thing as mushrooms turning people into zombies. Matter fact you guys are the ones who turned her into a zombie. Bowser Jr: Wait what. Mario: Yeah, your father wanted to marry her so much so he tried to make a mushroom to make her love him but mustv'e did something wrong and it made her into a mindless violent zombie. Bowser Jr: Oh yeah How do you know. Mario: I watched it in the news. Bowser Jr: Well we better kill her before she starts a zombie apocalypse. Mario: FUCK THAT I'M NOT GOING OUT THERE. Peach: UUUUUHHHH. Mario: MAMAMIEA.*Slams door* Bowser Jr: Well good thing I brought a shot gun. *Shoots Peach*.
And so Bowser Jr killed the zombified Princess Peach and saved the Mushroom Kingdom from falling into a Zombie Apocalypse.
Bowser Jr: *walks in* *sees Peach eating his father*
Bowser Jr: NOOO DAAAADDDDYYYY!! Peach you monster, how could you eat my father, and your favorite kidnapper. Wait a minute, MARIO, HE DID THIS, HE'S THE ONE WHO GAVE HER THAT VIRUS.
*At Mario House*
Mario: Bowser Jr what the hell are you doing here?
Bowser Jr: I'M HERE TO KILL YOU YOU BASTARD.
Mario: Whoa chill out man what did I ever do to you other than stomping on your head.
Bowser Jr: THAT AND FOR TURNING PEACH INTO A ZOMBIE.
Mario: Why would I want to turn my girl friend into a zombie.
Bowser Jr: BECAUSE YOU WERE SICK IN TIRED OF ME AND DAD AND THE OTHER KOOPALINGS ALWAYS KIDNAPPING HER AND YOU DECIDED TO CREATE A MUSHROOM THAT TURNS PEOPLE INTO ZOMBIES WHEN EATEN.
Mario: Okay first of all yes we are sick and tired of you koopas kidnapping Peach for like every five minutes and in almost in every Super Mario Game. Second of all I would never turn Peach into a zombie and theres no such thing as mushrooms turning people into zombies. Matter fact you guys are the ones who turned her into a zombie.
Bowser Jr: Wait what.
Mario: Yeah, your father wanted to marry her so much so he tried to make a mushroom to make her love him but mustv'e did something wrong and it made her into a mindless violent zombie.
Bowser Jr: Oh yeah How do you know.
Mario: I watched it in the news.
Bowser Jr: Well we better kill her before she starts a zombie apocalypse.
Mario: FUCK THAT I'M NOT GOING OUT THERE.
Peach: UUUUUHHHH.
Mario: MAMAMIEA.*Slams door*
Bowser Jr: Well good thing I brought a shot gun. *Shoots Peach*.
And so Bowser Jr killed the zombified Princess Peach and saved the Mushroom Kingdom from falling into a Zombie Apocalypse.
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